1。ApparentlyI'minsomekindofrelationshipandyouseemtobeanexpertatendingthem。。。。Iseemanaftermanleavingthisapartment，nevertoreturn。显然我正处于某种关系中，而你似乎是终结这类关系的老手。。。我看见男人们一个接一个从这儿离开倒是没见过再回来的。这次为您整理了《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的经典语录【经典2篇】，在大家参照的同时，也可以分享一下给您最好的朋友。
1.You're ignoring the square-cube law. The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton. And for the record, the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hoverboard, transporter, batmobile, and then giant ant.你忽视了平方/立方定律。巨型蚂蚁会被自身的骨骼重量压垮。而且准确来说，真正酷的交通工具排名应该是喷射背包、悬滑板、传送器、蝙蝠战车然后才是巨型蚂蚁。
2.Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spiderman. The Pope Paul V to my Galileo. The Internet Explorer to my Firefox.哎呦呦，这不是威尔。惠顿嘛。我家蜘蛛侠的敌人，绿魔。我家伽利略的对头，教皇保罗五世。我家火狐的对手，IE浏览器。
3.I don't know if Stewart told you what you're up against tonight, but before you stands the co-captain of the East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League championship team. Seven- to twelve-year-old division.
4.A common spare. The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.常见的补中。保龄赛会上的“特工佳丽”。
5.Oh, yes, it was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate for that effort to be in vain.当然，适应你出现在我的日常生活中，可花了我不少功夫。而我很讨厌白费功夫。
6.My existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.我的存在是个连续统一体，所以在指定期间的每个时间点都是一样的。
7.That's the sauce my mother uses. She likes cooking Italian because according to her, that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.我妈妈也用这种酱。她喜欢意式烹饪，她说罗马人也这么做给耶稣吃。
8.We had dinner last night. She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it. Well, little hot dog. I gave up the other five hot dogs to a real dog. A real big dog. A hell hound. Tangential to the primary story, how about I circle back to it?我们昨晚一起吃晚餐了。她给我做了意粉加热狗丁。虽然热狗丁很少，因为还有五根热狗我都给那条真的狗狗吃了，很大只的真的狗狗，是条该死的猎狗。我好像离题太远了，等下再绕回来说如何？
9.Now, listen. On the of the great minds of the 21st century is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century. So pay attention: years from now my biographer might ask you about this event.听好。21世纪最杰出的头脑之一将以东道的`身份迎接另一位杰出头脑。你要仔细看看，没准儿多年以后我的传记作者问起你这个伟大时刻。
10.I apologize. He's only an experimental physicist.我抱歉。他只是个搞实验物理的。
1.Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so I'm going to have to let one of you go.
维持五个朋友的友情太困难了，所以。我要开除你们其中一个。
2.They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that.
他们的吸管糖是Twizzlers牌而不是Red Vines牌的。座椅再怎么舒服也于事无补。
3.I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine.
我没预见到近期会有大笔开支，除非他们发明了一种我负担得起的技术，把我的骨骼和亚德曼金属熔合在一起，就像金刚狼那样。
4.I was wrong. Minstrels will write songs about you. There once was a brave lad named Leonard with a fie fie fiddle dee dee.He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.
我错了。吟游诗人会为你写歌的。有个勇敢小伙名叫Leonard，个子小小毫不起眼，他英勇地去找巨人要钱。Raj一旁吓破了胆。
5.Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful -- and I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat your brussels sprouts. 你妈妈头脑敏锐，逻辑严谨又富有见解 -- 我肯定她不会因为你不吃芽甘蓝就用圣经痛打你。
6.You were lucky. When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG, I had to attach my own electrodes.
你太幸福了。我小时候要想做脑电图，电极都得自己带上。
7.In bladder voiding, as in real estate, it's location, location, location. 排尿同房地产界的金科玉律一样，位置决定一切。
8.That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be 0000.
那是我的专座。在这个不断变化的世界里，这是不变的一点。假设我的生命用一个建立在四维直角坐标系里的方程来表示的话，这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始就成为了(0,0,0,0)。
9.Excuse me, but the problem is not solved. If your head had been accidentally amputated and we transplanted a dog's head in its place,
would that be 'problem solved'?
抱歉，但问题并没解决。如果你的脑袋不小心被截掉了，安个狗的脑袋在上面，这叫'问题解决"吗？
10.Focus is important. Was Michael DeBakey a wedding planner in between heart transplants? Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser? "Thanks for discovering penicillin -- now how about we try a bouffant?" 专注是很重要的。迈克尔。德倍基（心脏手术创始人）做心脏移植手术之余做婚礼策划吗？亚历山大。弗莱明午夜会变身理发师吗？"谢谢你发明了青霉素 -- 来个蓬蓬头吧"。