大二自我介绍(精选3篇)
本人姓夏,名某某,一个大二学生的自我介绍
别小看我的名字,它可是很有来头的。中国的第一个王朝是夏朝,夏朝的所有君主都姓夏。这说明什么,说明我很可能是中国第一个王朝的开国君主的直系的第N代后裔。这是个可以和哥德巴赫猜想想媲美的猜想,为印证这个伟大的猜想 ,我四处搜集证据。皇天不负有心人,终于找到了!我的一个堂弟,名字正是叫夏禹。这仅仅是巧合吗?不,这是夏禹老祖宗在天之灵给我的指引。我,夏某某,正是伟大君王夏禹的后人,我比历史上哪个贵族都更贵族,更别消说现代人了。
和大家相识已经快两年了,两年的算不得长,可也不短,话说了解随着时间的推移而增进,但是我觉得大家太不了解我了。虽说我占座座靠后,上课从来不回答问题成绩倒数来得快,集体活动能逃则逃,见着大家也难得打个招呼,但各位如若因此而忽视我的存在,实在让我心碎了。我就像一个荒岛上的囚徒,内心比鲁滨逊还孤独。好容易机会站在台前,不如借此机会加深大家对我的认识。所以今天的演讲题目为:自我介绍。
正因为我是史上第一贵族之后,我从小就注意培养自己的学识和修养。本人今年才20出头,然而已将饱览群书愈15载。识汉字3000有余,而且颇会英文,不信我用英文跟您打个招呼:good morning。怎么样,不赖吧,你也不瞧瞧这是谁。不仅如此,我时刻不忘看文章,并且中西兼顾,
要数我读过的书,那可多了,说给您听听。本土的,像郭敬明的,安妮宝贝的我都知道,外国的,《哈里•波特》我全看过了。什么,您说《论语》《人间喜剧》?嗨,谁看那个呀,早过时了,现在兴于丹。不仅看书,我还看电视,什么美剧日剧韩剧,不分彼此,全部收纳。昨天有个人说我不关心国家大事,实在是胡说八道。我每天都等腾讯QQ,顺便也浏览下腾讯网。这个贪官下台啦,那个明星离婚了,我都知道。足不出户便知天下大事,连俄国总统普京我都认识。各位知道浏览网页很费时间的,为了更多的了解国际风云,我把上课和外出时间都牺牲了,全用来上网了。这样了还说我不关心国家大事,纯属诽谤。他还问我父母的生日是哪天,这我哪管的了呢,我是个眼光瞄准国家大事的人,这类小事不知道也无伤大雅嘛。反正他们也从不过生日。
忘了和大家说了,本人性别为女,早已过豆蔻年华了。古时女子豆蔻之时变可成婚,因系本人是中国史上第一贵族之后,眼光自然不同常人了。与我相配者,身高至少一米八,五官不能和王力宏相差太远,体型不可输给模特,学识至少赶上钱钟书,家产不可比陶朱公少,要不怎么配得上我这个史上第一贵族之后呢!前面各位已充分了解到我的学识修养,下面就描绘一下我的容貌吧。脸如满月,点缀着繁星点点,身高不长不短,正好合适,体态颇有盛唐遗风。但凭我这姿容,一般的人我都看不上,脑里时常看到自己眼珠上翻,露着眼白,以白眼视人。哎,谁以解忧?唯有嵇康。至今我依然独身,还在寻寻觅觅,冷冷清清,凄凄惨惨戚戚······
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籍贯: 广东揭阳
座右铭:If you think you can,you can!
性格爱好:拥有巨蟹座与狮子座的双重特点,喜欢一群人的狂欢,也享受一个人的孤单。性格比较直爽,因此也很容易得罪人。刚认识我的人都会觉得我很“冷”,而和我相处久了就会发现我很热情,没办法,谁让巨蟹有坚硬的外壳,柔软的内心呢!喜欢运动,各种运动都能沾点边,还喜欢听歌和唱歌,不过唱歌水平就不值得一提啦!我还很喜欢看书,看各种人物传记,揣摩传记中主角的人生,还喜欢看一些经济类的书籍,因为我也梦想着有一天也能创业。一直以来都有个向往,就是去流浪,最想去的地方有乌镇、丽江、大理,希望在毕业前能去做这么一件疯狂的事情。
Personally, I remember when my grandfather often makes me laugh more and more contact with other children, so now I cultivate optimistic personality. In my opinion, nothing is impossible, the most important thing is to be happy. Life is short, there is no reason not their own good.
I have been given the impression that the sun, cheerful, outgoing, sometimes even careless. But no matter whether others like it or not, I always like my character, because many times, you can not live so tired. A lot of friends have said that I am just like a little child. I have no worries every day, and always laugh at me without pressure. This is the most pleasant comment I have ever heard. When they are not grown up, everyone is simple and simple. When they grow up, they don't have no trouble, but they just learn to hide.
After all, the person who likes to laugh does not mean that she has no trouble. If you want to say the personality defects, the sentimentality should be counted. I am a sensual and no more sensual person. In fact, for this character, I do not like it. Feeling is a bad habit.
Remember that a girl has said a word, my tears are the least valuable. Oh, I think so myself. I can't bear to see the old man begging on the roadside. I can't bear to see the dog on the roadside. I will love to go home and see all kinds of small animals bought and sold. I will have an urge to put them out of the cage. Like this, I can not help wet my eyes, this is me, I am easily moved.